how to be smooth as hell with your crush
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
this movie was gold
It’s been years since I’ve first seen this comic and I still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything I’ve ever seen.
I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
This always makes me smile like an idiot : D
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this post fucked me up
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though
The villain still pursues her
Is that a machete?