I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.
Tell me that I’m a good girl.
Tell me that I did well.
That I made you happy.
@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels
this show never fails me
okay but this one is all too real
a text I did not think I would ever have to send
"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality