Salutations, my niggas.

penishole: I need some of these right now

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:54 -0700

penishole:

I need some of these right now

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:36 -0700

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

rapewhistled: this is crazy

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:06:22 -0700

rapewhistled:

this is crazy

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:04:05 -0700

georgewbushofficial: reached goal today

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:03:53 -0700

georgewbushofficial:

reached goal today

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:01:36 -0700

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:01:13 -0700

joala: IM CRYING

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:00:02 -0700

joala:

IM CRYING

kristinemarija: is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:01:20 -0700

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:58:33 -0700

the-elderswear: i like how most musicals are about young love and self-discovery and then sweeney...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:48:26 -0700

the-elderswear:

i like how most musicals are about young love and self-discovery and then sweeney todd is just about killing men and eating them in pies

sniffling: bitch i don’t have time for this

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:46:45 -0700

sniffling:

bitch i don’t have time for this

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:29:14 -0700

ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:53:59 -0700

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

niallshit: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:50:56 -0700

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:48:29 -0700

meladoodle:

dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:48:15 -0700

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

kmaryam: me

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:47:39 -0700

kmaryam:

me

necrophilofthefuture: except its my grandmother

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:46:47 -0700

necrophilofthefuture:

except its my grandmother

i-am-e-n-c-h-a-n-t-e-d: svviffer: girlhearted: svviffer: why cant our skin be transparent cuz...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:45:33 -0700

i-am-e-n-c-h-a-n-t-e-d:

svviffer:

girlhearted:

svviffer:

why cant our skin be transparent

cuz thats fuckin gross

but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing

The thing